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Doctor ne marez ko dekh kar kaha:
Doctor ne marez ko dekh kar kaha
marez ne aankhein kholi aur pani
yeh marchuka hai thori daer
baad
manga ghar walon ne kaha
aankhein band karo aur uthne ki
koshish na karo kia tum doctor
se
ziada jante ho. |
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Mein hajamat banwate hue:
Mein hajamat banwate hue
hajam se kaha kia kabhi gadhe ki
hajamat bhi ki hai Hajam janab
aaj
yeh pehla hi mukah hai phir kab
tasrif laye ge. |
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1 aadmi ne 1 aesi mehila se shadi
ki:
1 aadmi ne 1 aesi mehila se shadi
ki jesk pehle 6 patti marchuke tha.
1 martaba 7 wa patti bhi beemar
hua aur isk bachne ki koi umed
na
rahi patni sarhane baeth kar
rone
aur kehne lagi tum mujhe kis k
bharose par chor kar jarahe ho
patti : 8wey patti k bharose
par. |
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Becha ne 1 fakir ko rupia diya
:
Becha ne 1 fakir ko rupia diya aur
ise dhaka dekar darya mein gira
dia petah ne kaha : yeh kia
harkat
ki hai. bacha: aap ne to kaha
tha k
neeki kar darya mein dal. |
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Ladies ki sirf 3 qismein hain:
Ladies ki sirf 3 qismein hain 1 to
woh jin k bagher raha nahi jasakta
2 woh jin k saath raha nahi
jasakta
aur 3 woh jin k saath hum rahte
hai. magar chahte hai k na rahe. |
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Tera khayal:
Din tere khayal mein guzar jata
hai. Raat mein bhi khayal tera
aata hai, Kabhi ye khayal is
qadar barh jata hai, K aaene
mein bhi tera chehra nazar aata
hai. |
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Mesl-e-saba:
Dil nasheen dil kash bari dil
ruba ho tum. Kuch kuch shokh
kuch kuch chanchal bari khush
ada ho tum. Khushbo aaye
gulab si mesl-e-saba ho tum. |
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Palkein:
Hasrato se hum aap ki raah saja
de ge. Sapno ki saholat hum
aap par luta de ge. Na koi
phool
hai aaj mere darmiyan mein.
Leken aap k aane per palkein
bichha de ge. |
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Har aik pal:
Teri zindagi mein bahar ho tere
husan par nikhar ho. Teri aarzo
mein qarar ho teri justajo mein
waqar ho. Mujhe tujh se pyar ho
aur dil se ye iqrar ho. Meri
zindagi ka har eik pal teri
zindagi mein shumar ho. |
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Ishq ka beemar:
Pakrri jo nabz meri eik lamha
soch kar. Kaghaz liye aur ishq
ka beemar likh diya. Qurban kyo
na jao us doctor par mein
nuskhe mein jis ne aap ka
deedar likh diya. |
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