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Wife-i
will die
husband-
i will also die.
wife-why
do you want
2 die?
Husb-
because ma itna
khushi bardast
nahi kar sakta. |
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Newton's
4th law:
LOVE CAN NEITHER B
CRATED
NOR DESTROYED-
IT CAN ONLY B
TRANSFERRED FROM 1
girlfriend
2 ANOTHER.....
with some loss of
money......... |
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A guy end a gal war sitting together..
(( both war best friends))
Guy takes out a rose..!
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Mayawati came to
Lallu's house
with a goat.
Lallu:
Bhaiswa ko kyon
layi ho?
Maya:
Dikhta nahin
goatwa hai?
Lallu:
Hum goatwa se hi
to pooch raha hoon.
Pathan: |
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Whenever U feel
97%....... Lonely
90%....... Sad
12% ......Bore
34%....... Angry
4%....... Friendship
2% ......Love
Don't worry
Just put those numbers together and make a call.
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''I saw my Wife
going 2 a movie
with a strange
Man.''
Friend:
''Did you follow them
inside?
''No yaar, ''replied
Khan sAab,''
I had already SEEN the Movie! |
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Kiss is not like
Nokia.
Connecting People
Kiss is not like
Nike.
Just Do It.
Kiss is not like
Pepsi.
Yeh Dil Mange More
But Kiss is like
Pan Parag....
Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga. |
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ENJOY LIFE WITH ME, IF YOU CAN.....
BE MY BEST FRIENDS IF YOU
CAN...
JUST TRUST ON ME IF YOUR HEART
SAYS THAT'S YOU CAN...
BECAUSE I AM THE PERSON WHICH
YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE..
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