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Girls b4 marriage look like barbi
doll After marriage
beautiful doll
After 1 year nice doll
After 2 years only doll
Aur after 3 years panadoll. |
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Wat's the similarity between u & a
bottle of pepsi Sweet
Cool, Gud, Easily available
Aur biggest similarity ....dhakkan!! |
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Pathan sitting on the of top of
the mountain & studying
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied...oye! higher
studies yaar. |
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Akbar : name the 3 fastest means
of communication Ali
:telephone, television, tell-a-woman. |
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1 sardar fall in the love of a
narce , So he decided to write a lv
latter to her, He stard to write ,
Sister i love u so much. |
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Pathan names according to birth:
Born in good family Sharafat khan
In jungle :Sher khan
In summer : Sharbat khan
In war : Barood khan
Near ocean :Samandar khan
In anger :Ghazab khan.... |
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Once a sardar owned a restaurant
A man came up to him & said
sardar gee soup main makhi hai
sardar replied o dil vada kar
yara us ney kitna pee lena hai. |
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Ali went to see a girl for
marriage Their families
decided to leave them for some talk
After some time Ali asks :
Behen ji tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl :vaise 3 si
par hun 4 ho gaye. |
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Sardar phoned his wife : i am not
coming home the stearing
Dash board gears of car have been stolen
After sometime he calls again :
i am coming
Earlier i sat on the back seat. |
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What can confuse an abnormal
person? think.....think
hard.....Don't know the answer???
Ok! let me tell yo, Its
pineapple
Confused?????, I knew u would
be. |
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