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While walking in the highlands
Ahmad fell down a deep hole
Akbar : r u ok?
Ahmad : yeah!
Akbar :did u break anything?
Ahmad : no there's nothing down
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Ahmad : mom last night when i
opened the toilet door the light
went on itself, Mother : idiot, u
again peed in the refrigerator. |
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Zakar opened a petrol pump but not
even one customer went
there u know why?
Bc he opened petrol on 2nd
floor... |
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Ultimate answer while changing the
job Interviewer : why
did u changed ur last job?
Akbar : bc the company shifted
& didn't tell me where. |
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Friends are like canndy buscite
haq se maango G friends
are like pepsi yeh dil maange more
Wife is like a medicine bas ek
hi kaafi hai. |
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Ahmad & Akbar went for a drive
Ahmad : hey look out from the
window are the indicators
working or not?
Akbar puts his head out & says
yes-no, yes-no yes-no. |
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Ahmad looking at himself in the
mirror'', I hv seen this man
somewhere'' after half an hour, Oh
it's the same man
who married my wife'' |
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Ali : God if u give me 100 rupees,
I will donate 50 rupees in
mosque
( after walking some distance,
he finds a 50 rupee note)
Ali : U don't even trust me a
little? U hv already taken ur share! |
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Teacher to Ahmad : where
were u born? Ahmad :
Chechukallian
Teacher : can u spell it?
Ahmad( after thinking for some
time): i think i was born in Lyia. |
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Ahmad giving exam while standing
at the door a man asked
''why are u standing at the door?''
Ahmad : idiot, i am giving
entry test''. |
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