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Socha tha her mor per aap ka
intezar karein ge.....per,per,per,per
per per per per per kambhakt
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Jam karwa hai magar itna bhi
nahi ke piya na jaye
zindagi main dard hai magar
itna bhi
nahi ke jiya na jaye
SMS ka charge hai magar itna
bhi
nahi ke kiya na jaye. |
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Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh
hoti hai....
Ek SMS to kar de Zalim,
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti
hai.... |
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Palkun pe bethaya hai tumhien
Bohat duaon k baad paya hai
tumhien
itni Asani se nahi mile ho tum...international
Cherya Ghar se churaya hai
tumhien.. |
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Ek larki thi dewani si ek larke pe
woh marti thi Chori Chori
chupke chupke Text likha karti thi
kuch kehna tha shayed usko
lekin Mobile bill se Darti thi!! |
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Duniya se jo Darre
usse kaayar kehte hain,
Duniya jis se Darre
Usse Shaayar kehte hain
Biwi se jo Darre
Usse Shohar kehte hian. |
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Aik mandir mein buri neeyat wale ghayab ho
jatry they Amitaah
gya wo ghayab ,Hirthik
gya woh ghayab Akshey gya woh ghayab,
ashawarya gai
Bhagwan ghayab!!!! |
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Jungle mein saanpon ka joda
izhar-e-Mhabbat kar raha tha
Femal saanp ne male sanp ko
kiss karna
chaha....achanak male saanp ne
rukh phera
aur ganey laga.......''Zaher
hai k payaar hai
tera chumma''!! |
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Aap agar pagal ho to sms padtey hi
miss call kijiye ga.....Maha
pagal ho to sms kijiye
ga.....Baywakoof ho to call
kijiye ga....Aur
agar teeno ho to chup rahiye ga.......!!! |
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Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao dunia se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni
shakal pe hasi
aati toh hogi!! |
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