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Ecstasy: A feeling when you
feel you are going to feel a
feeling
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Classic: A book which
people praise,
but do not read. |
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Smile: A curve that can set a
lot of things straight. |
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Office: A place where you can
relax after your
strenuous home life. |
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Dhamyal jail ordered 999
Shirts and 1000 pants
for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination ?
Answer : Bcoz Shaan is
coming and he hardly
wear Shirts!!! |
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Do you know the similarity
between? ''Dinosaurs'' &
''Decent Girls?'' Answer:
Both don't exist on earth!!! |
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The confidant stood up in the clock
and said to the judge
don't recognize
this court''. Why? asked the
judge,
''Because you have had it
decorated
since the lest time I was
here.''
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Something are made for each other
Eg : Shoe and socks, soap and
water
paper and pen Shirt and pant
Me and YOU. |
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Well, Mrs. Maria,
I've got some good news
for you .it 's nit Mrs. Maria.
In that case I've got
some bad news fir you. |
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Yawn: A The only time some
married men ever ever get to
open their mouth. |
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