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When you get woken up at midnight
by a phone call...
Stupid question:
Sorry. were you steeping ?
Answer :
No I was doing research on
whether
the Zulu tribes in Africa marry
or not
And you thought I was
sleeping......
You dumb witted moron. |
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Someone asked me about ur age,
well i said...... the way u
dress up look like 19 ur
skin-15 ur smile-17,
ur face-16....so all in all 67
yrs!! |
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Why don't people
stop on red signal?
Red color stands for danger
When the red signal is on they
think there must be some danger
around so they run away
with out wasting any time. |
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The human brain is most
outstanding thing.........
it functions 24hrs 365
days...... |
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It functions right from
the time u r born.....
until you fall in love. |
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The husband leaned over
made a wish and
threw in a penny.
The wife decided to
make a wish too
Much fell into the well
and drowned
The husband was
stunned
for a while
but then smiled
''It really Works!'' |
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When you see a friend/colleague
with evidently shorter
hair......
Stupid Question:
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer :
No its autumn and
I'm shedding. |
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At the dentist when
he's sticking pointed
objects in your mouth.....
Stupid question :
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer :
No it won't
It will just bleed. |
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U found a Jin a bottle & he said 2
u Name me ur wish n u
said make me
gorgeous...he replied i grant
wishes, not miracles!! |
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God dat He gave u one more day to
live,n den take a bath so dat
others can live....... |
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