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Stupid Question :
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :
No not at all,
I'm on local anesthesia..
Why don't
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Time
SURDAR: ''Excuse me sir what time
MAN: ''It's 3:15.'' SURDAR:
( puzzled look on his face) You
know
it's the weirdest thing I have
been
asking that question all day
and each
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Nobody tells fish to swim birds to
fly cows to moo dogs to
bark-they just
do. just like nobody tells me
to
remember you I just do! |
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This is friend search web site
Friend Detector
activated.......
calibration
complete now searching.....
still searching... still
searching......
sorry. no friends found. |
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''I heard you're engaged to
a girl in Centertown.''
''yes that's right.
''But you told me you
were engaged to a
girl in Spring field.''
''that's right too.'' |
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''How can you engaged to two
different girls in two different
towns?
''I 've got a bicycle.'' |
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At a funeral :
One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:
Why, why him of all people.
Answer:
Why? Would it rather
have been you? |
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At a restaurant :
When you ask the waiter Stupid Question :
Is the ''Paneer Butter
Masala'' dish good?
Answer:
No it's terrible
and made of
adulterated cement.
we occasionally also spit on it. |
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At a family get-together :
When some distant aunt meets you
after years.
Stupid Question :
Munna, Chickoo,
you've become so big Answer:
Well you haven't particularly
shrunk yourself. |
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When a friend announces her
wedding and you ask...
Stupid Question:
Is the guy you're marrying
well?
Answer :
No he's a miserable wife
beating, insensitive lout......
it's just the money. |
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