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Samuel: ''Who's that gift with
such an ugly face?'' Mrs.
Paul: ''That's my sister.''
Samuel: ''What a lovely
figure!'' |
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Elder Lady Professor (who objects
to tobacco): ''If you
were my husband , 'I'd give you poison''
Ronald: ''Well mum if you were
my wife I'd take
it.'' |
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Wife: ''What do you mean by
getting in at this hour?''
Husband: It's all right, my love.
I just hurried home
because I thought you might be
lonesome, but I see
your twin sisters are staying
with you.'' |
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A man advertised: Wanted a wife''
He received thousand and one
replies which read:
''You can have mine.'' |
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''Wife: ''How do you like the
potato salad?'' Husband:
''It's delicious.
Did you buy it yourself?'' |
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One boy: ''What happened when you
whistled that girl
walking with her dog?''
Other boy: ''She walked past me
as if I were lamp
post but dog didn't!'' |
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''Do you drink?''
''No.''
''Do you smoke?''
''No.''
''Do you gamble?''
''No.''
Do you read sexy novels?''
''No.''
''Do you do anything that's
naught?''
''Sure, I just tell lies.'' |
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''Has your marriage taken place?''
''50% only.''
''How's that?''
''You see, marriage is an
agreement between two per-
sons, a male and a female. I
have agreed to it, so it is
50% only''. |
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''How did you make fortune?''
''I became the partner of a rich
man. He'd the money
and I'd the ex-perience.''
''How did that help?''
''Now he has the experience and
I the money.'' |
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There are more than 50 English
Jokes SMS
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