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She: ''Not very amusing, is he?''
He: ''Not, he couldn't even
entertain a doubt.'' |
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''Two days after marriage, the
lady rang up and asked,
Is that Smith Fidelity Insurance Co. I want to
get my husband's fidelity
insured.'' |
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Lily walked slowly in her father's
room. ''Daddy.'' she
announced, ''You know that rich Miller? Well, he
betrayed me, and I'm going to
have a baby very
soon.'' |
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''It's impossible for me marry Mr.
Brown'' ''Why?''
''He is an atheist.''
''Atheist' Then what?''
''He does not believe in
hell.''
''Don't worry, he will'
Immediately after marriage.'' |
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A prominent millionaire's car met
with an accident and he
went to an Insurance Company for claiming
damages,
Insurance Adjuster: We won't
pay you any money,
but will replace your car.''
Millionaire: ''Well that's all
right in this case. But if
that's the way you do things, I
want to cancel the
policy on my wife.'' |
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Friend: ''How did your wife make
out with her reducing
diet?''
Husband: ''fine' She
disappeared completely be last
week''. |
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Husband: ''Are you in love with my
wife?'' Friend:
''Certainly not, sir''
Husband: ''Then, don't stop
telling her you are.'
It makes her nervous!'' |
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Wife:''Is this your new home,
darling?'' Husband:
''Yes, my love''
Wife: ''It looks somewhat
familiar. Are you sure I
haven't been married to you
before?'' |
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There are more than 50 English
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