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Word has reached us about an
innovative sperm bank
that is packaging its product in special aerosol
containers labeled HEIR SPRAY. |
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The pretty young secretary was
bragging to her
girlfriend, ''My boss gave me a full-length mink coat
for my birthday.''
''Whoa?'' her friend replied.
''What in the world did
you have to do for it?'
''Not much just shorten the
sleeves a bit. |
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Question: Name two reasons why
masturbation is like
eating at McDonald's.
Answer: Firstly, it's always
the same and secondly,
you always say you'll never do
it again. |
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His wife fired his beautiful new
secretary less than a
week after he hired her.''
''Didn't she want to give her a
chance?''
''No she didn't want to give
him a chance.'' |
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The Hotel Manager was astonished
to find the 'boots'
cleaning shoes on a bedroom landing.
''This is not the place to
clean shoes. Take them
down-stairs at once.'' said the
manager.
''Sorry sir but Mr. MacDougal
is hanging on to the
laces.'' |
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Ascot, receiving a pair of spats
for a birthday present,
sent them to be soled and heeled, His brother, not to
be outdone found a bottle of
iodine and cut himself. |
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I had a bad cold, and a fellow
told me the best thing
for it was to drink a quart of whiskey and go home to
bed.
......On the way home, another
fellow told me the
same thing. That made a
half-gallon. |
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I'm afraid that William's wolf cub
days are just about
over.''the man told his wife. ''While I was explaining
about the birds and the bees
this evening, he
interrupted to say that all he
wanted to do was screw
his cub leader.'' |
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There is something to the idea
that after a Congress-
man has served one term he should return home and
try making a living under the
laws he has helped
pass. |
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There are more than 25 Party
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