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First Drunk: Is that sun setting,
or is it rising? second
Drunk: I don't know. I don't even live around
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On the eve of the couple's 15th
wedding anniversary the
wife was bragging about her still-slender figure.
''You know darling ''she said,
I can still get into the
skirts I had before we were
married,''
''Oh yeah?'' the husband
replied as he scanned the
sports pages. ''I wish to hell
I could!'' |
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My aunt Martha was electrocuted
when the hair dryer
shorted out. Now every year we hang a
wreath on the fuse box. |
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''Is the Manager in?''
''Sorry sir he's out for lunch.''
''Will he be in after lunch?''
''Nor sir that's what he's gone
out after.'' |
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Doctor (to nurse): ''Ask the
accident victim what his
name is so we can notify his family.''
Nurse (a few minutes later):
''He says his family
knows his name.'' |
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An Indian petition a judge of an
Arizona court to give him
a shorter name ''What is your name now?''
asked the judge.
''Chief Screeching Train
Whistle, ''said the Indian.
''And to what do you wish to
shorten it?'' asked the
judge. The Indian folded his
arms majestically and
grunted, ''Toots.'' |
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As a matter of fact,'' the woman
in the bathrobe told the
door-to-door salesman,''the man of the house
was in until you began leaning
on the bell! |
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Anyone Here know shorthand? asked
the sergeant of the
recruits.
Two men stepped forward.
Good he said go and help with
the potato peeling.
They're shorthanded.'' |
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There are more than 25 Party
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