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I'm not a kid, ok
I'm not a kid, I say
I'm not a kid.
Kids have horns,
Kids go ma-ay,
Kids live with goats,
And anyway
Kids don't wear trousers,
Don't wear shirts,
Kids don't eat lemon pies
For dessert.
So I'm not a kid ok
I'm not a kid, I say
I'm not a kid.
Don't call me a kid
'Cause I don't like it,
Don't call me a kid, I'm a
Child don't fight it.
Kids have hooves,
Kids chew the cud,
Kids nibble grass,
Kids eat rose buds.
So I'm not a kid ok
I'm not a kid, I say
I'm not a kid.
Kids are animals
like a gnu,
A cow a giraffe
Or a kangaroo.
I don't have four feet,
Not covered with hair,
Can you see a tail on me?
Anywhere?
Cause,
I'm not a kid ok
I'm not a kid, I say
I'm not a kid.
Oh, look, Mum,
Look over there,
See, Flights to Eurodisney,
Extra low fare.
Can we go please, Mum?
No need to pay for me,
See that sign there says
''Kids Go Free!''
By: Valerie
Bloom
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