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Why did sardar cut the sides of
medicine before eating it?
Think think think to avoid sde
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Once sardar wanted to know the
time difference between Lhr
& London, So he called up the
tourist department & asked
them ''ji...could u tell methe
time difference between Lhr &
London, the man at the other
end replies ''one second sir''&
sardar immediately replies
''thank you''& puts the phone
down. |
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Sardar jii asked from his friend that
Oey yar y u use prepaid
connection instead of postoaid?
Dosra sardar replied: Yar in prpaid we just buy a card & thus
don't pay bill for calls. |
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Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in
the trein. Friend: y?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend: y did'nt uecchan ged?
sardar oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth. |
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Interviewer: imagine that u r in a
closed room & all doors &
windows r closed, How can u escape
if d room got fire?
Sardar ji: simple...stop
imagining. |
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Sardar: will u merry, i die?
Wife: no i will live with my
sister
Wife: will u merry after i die?
Sardar: no i will also live with ur sister. |
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Once a sardar bought a banaspatee
teen & say to the
shopkeeper where is my gift ?
Shopkeeper said why?
Sardar said there is written
colestrol free. |
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Sardar proposed a grl,grl said i m
1yr elder to u Sardar
said oye no problem soniye,i'll marry u next year. |
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Interviewer: imagine that u r in a
closed room & all doors &
windows r closed, How can u escape
if d room got fire?
Sardar ji: simple...stop
imagining |
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