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Lady to inspector Sardar ji: my
husband went to buy potatos 5
days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Sardar ji: why don't u cook
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A Sardar & his wife filed an
appliction for divorce.
Judge asked:
How will you divde, you have 3
childreen sardar replied:
ok! we appjy next year. |
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Sardar phoned his wife: i am not
coming the stearing Dash
board, gears of car have been stolen
After sometime he calls again:
i am coming
Earlier i sat on the back seat. |
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Teacher: what is the scientifc
formula for water? Sardar:
h. i. j. k. l. m. n. o. p.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you
derive that?
Sardar: auntie it is H too
(h20) ! |
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Why did sardar jii take his
pregnant wife jeeto to pizza hut?
Ahmad: because they advertised:
''free delivery'' |
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Sardar ji went to party &
introduced his family to his friends
I am sardar & this is sardarney
This is my kid & this is my
kindney. |
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1 sardar fall in the love of a
narce, So he decided to write a lv
latter to her, He stard to write
Sister i love u so much. |
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One day sardar girlfriend asks
him, darling On our
engagement will u give me a ring?
Sardar: ya sure, give me ur
telephone no. |
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