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Sardar by sardar:
Sardar by sardar: khirki se dekha
to road pr koi nahien tha
Khirki se dekha to road pr koi
nahien tha
Road pr ja ke dekha to khidki
me koi nahien tha.... |
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1 sarda imthan dene gaya to
1 sarda imthan dene gaya to
apnay
saath palumber ko saath
le kar gaya
Bato kyun le kar gaya?
Aray yaar suna hai us ko yeh
news mili thi k paper leage ho
gaya hai. |
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Eik sardar kisi hotel main
Eik sardar kisi hotel main gya or
chicken ka order diya: Waiter
chicken
laya to sardar bola: Murge di
tang Kithe
aey? Waiter: woh langtra tha
sardar: Dil?
Waiter Di murgi le gayee.
Sardar:
Dimaagh? Waiter: Murga Sardar
tha!! |
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Sardar: Kal mere aba
Sardar: Kal mere aba kunwain mein
gir gye,
or zor zor se
cheekne lge:Bachao Bachao
2nd: Ab kese hen? 1st: Theek hi
honge.
kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi... |
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Sardar ka beta:
Sardar ka beta: Mama jab kal mein
bathroo mein gaya
to
bathroom ka light apne aap jal gaya???
Mom: Tum ne phir bhi fridge se
kuch chori kiya.... |
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Sardar 2 hotel manager:
Sardar 2 hotel manager:
jaldi
chalo, Meri biwi khirki se kud kar
jaan dena chahti hai
Managr: wht can i do?
Sardar: abe, khirki nahien khul
rahi hai.-) |
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Man:
Man: oye tera 1 dant neela kidaon
ho gaya?
Sardar: yaar
main ne ink lagayi hai
Man: uh kyon? Sardar: kyon k
aaj kal blue tooth bahut mashur
hai. |
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Sardar ji was
performing
Sardar ji was performing an
experiment on cockroach
Pehlay 1 tang tori aur kaha chal woh chal para,2 tangain tori
aur kaha chal wo chal parah,jab
sab tangain tor di to use
kaha chal, Ab woh kaisay chalta
? sardra ji nay natja nikla, jab
cockroach ki sub tangain tor di
to wo nahien chalta. |
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